I could be way off base here, but I’m guessing that this kid has seen Vegas Vacation a time or two because he totally tried to pull a Rusty Griswald. In Vegas Vacation, underage Rusty Griswald gets a fake ID under the name Nick Papagiorgio and ends up having an awesome time partying it up with mobsters and bimbos.
So this 16-year-old kid in Tokyo went into a hostess bar -which is a bar where hot ladies will spend some time with you so long as you keep ordering drinks for them- and ordered two bottles of Dom and 60 other drinks and partied it up with a bunch of different hostesses. He seemed so confident and laid back about the whole thing that everyone just assumed he was some young, rich , playboy. It was only after he was asked to pay the $3490.00 tab that it was discovered that he was underage and had no money. Oops. Busted.
Had he paid closer attention to Vegas Vacation, he would have known that first you have to gamble, win a lot of money and THEN you get to party with the broads. That way you only have to worry about getting busted by your parents after your dad loses all the family’s money gambling and almost loses his wife to Wayne Newton and really…what are the odds of that happening?
Yeah, I know, I’ve seen that movie way too many times. But hey, look at all the shit it taught me. Now if only I were an underage boy, I would be having so much fun right now.
