Is there some special manual for lesbians showing them how to finger-bang each other with such skill and finesse that it’s guaranteed to be a mind-blowing experience every time? I mean, I unfortunately don’t have first hand knowledge into the sex lives of lesbians but if The L Word has taught me anything it’s that the majority of lesbian sex involves lots and lots of finger fucking and not much else.
But that’s alright I guess because apparently all lesbians are god-damn good at it. The thing is, I’ve had my downstairs diddled every now and again by myself and others and I would rate the experience as fair at best. Sure I get off, but in my opinion it is the least enjoyable way to do so.
So what’s the deal, lesbians? What’s the secret to this magical fingering technique you possess? Just this past week on the L Word, Shane got three chicks off that way and they all freaked the fuck out and acted like they were in love with her afterwards. It’s not just Shane -even though she is officially my favorite L Word girl I’d like to fuck- all of the chicks on that show seem to favor the digital stimulation over any other form of sex play. The show was created and written by lesbians so I’m guessing that this is a pretty accurate rendition of the naughty games these lovely ladies play.
Before the L Word, I had always envisioned lesbian sex as primarily encompassing lots of licking and tribadism… and by envisioned I mean that’s what I see the most in my beloved early 80’s porno and you know, how I fantasize it would be were I to ever do a chick. Now I’m wondering what’s going on down there with those magical lesbian fingers. And would someone mind writing out some instructions for me because I have got to try that shit out.