Know what I love? Zombies. Know what else I love? Strippers. Yeah that’s right, I love zombies and strippers. I should probably clarify. I’m actually terrified of zombies and really hope that a real life zombie war is never upon us but I love movies about zombies. And you should too. Not only because they’re fucking awesome but because these zombie movies are filled with valuable tips on what you might need to do if zombies ever do become a reality.
And about the strippers…I like strippers in movies AND in real life. I just like strippers. Hot, sexy, exotic, gyrating, pole-sliding, strippers.
Wait. What was I talking about again?
Oh yeah, zombies and strippers. I just stumbled upon what promises to be the greatest zombie movie ever. It’s called ‘Zombies! Zombies! Zombies!’ and you can check out the awesome trailer for it below. The movie is still in post-production so keep an eye on the movie’s MySpace here for updates on when the movie will be out. I can’t wait.
Until then, I bring you this awesome trailer. Enjoy!
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June 23, 2007 at 12:59 pm
Linc
Chicks who love Strippers and Zombies are hot. Whoever you’re with must to be an extremely lucky guy/girl/hermaphrodite/transgender.
June 26, 2007 at 8:46 pm
Steamy Kitchen
not enought stripper action in the trailer!!!
June 26, 2007 at 9:07 pm
Linc
Hmmm, Steamy Kitchen. With a comment like that, I might think the Steamy in your Kitchen has nothing to do with the heat of cooking.
June 27, 2007 at 3:55 am
alex
Right you are Steamy, I need to believe these are professional strippers we’re dealing with and not just some regular old skanks in a club. Without some serious stripper meets pole action I may be forced to side with the zombies.